Our sleuths have found a real life Disney character, Ratatouille‘s lovable kitchen clutz, Linguini.

Linguini was spotted renting some DVDs from his local corner store.  He was generous to pose for this photo for us

Okay, so let’s think this out.  You know how to cook, and I know how to… appear human.  We just need to work out a system so that I do what you want, in a way that doesn’t look like being controlled by a tiny rat chef. – oh will you listen to me, I’m insane.  I’m insane, I’m insane in a refrigerator talking to a rat about cooking in a gourmet restaurant.  I will never pull this off.

- Alfredo Linguini in Ratatouille